#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. Sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City". Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to Everything.įirst Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action areĭepicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color This isĪttributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly theyĭon’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die. Heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborgĪnd the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something. Two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn outĪffair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, humanĮxistence or why the toast always lands butter side down. #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of Lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight. Whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust Sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way. #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud The ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium. * Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit Thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth good chuckle. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime.
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